Who would have thought that Cracker Barrel holographic glasses that turned Christmas lights into reindeer, snowmen, and snowflakes would have been the best gift this Christmas?
What? You mean you're not hysterically laughing at the Christmas lights that magically turn into different Christmas icons when you're wearing the glasses? Then you should probably have another slice of rum cake...
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